Best. Headline. Ever.

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I don’t usually buy the London Evening Standard, but would do if it had more headlines like this:

REVENGE OF JCB MANIAC


A man on a revenge mission destroyed a house and three cars with a mechanical digger today.
He drove the machine at a three-bedroom house in Essex while a woman was inside, tearing a hole in the wall.
As she scrambled clear he ripped the house apart before turning his attention to two cars parked outside. A police car which tried to block his path was smashed up too. He ignored officers’ pleas to stop.
It is believed the man was in dispute with the couple over a ?36,000 caravan.

Now, that’s what I call news. I have a sudden desire to learn how to drive a JCB…

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