I don’t usually buy the London Evening Standard, but would do if it had more headlines like this:
REVENGE OF JCB MANIAC
A man on a revenge mission destroyed a house and three cars with a mechanical digger today.
He drove the machine at a three-bedroom house in Essex while a woman was inside, tearing a hole in the wall.
As she scrambled clear he ripped the house apart before turning his attention to two cars parked outside. A police car which tried to block his path was smashed up too. He ignored officers’ pleas to stop.
It is believed the man was in dispute with the couple over a ?36,000 caravan.
Now, that’s what I call news. I have a sudden desire to learn how to drive a JCB…