It’s fun to pretend to be someone else, which is why I sometimes use pseudonyms. Here are some of the books I’ve written under pen-names. There are others, but these are the only ones I can mention in polite conversation.

The End Times Diary 200

The End Times Diary 2008
by Ian Malkie

Your complete guide to the end of the world and the age of apocalypse. Written in a friendly, accessible style for the modern fundamentalist Christian, The End Times Diary 2008 takes you through everything you need to know about the impending apocalypse.

Includes survival hints, tips for preserving the purity of your soul and fun activities that take you right through to judgement day.

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How To Start Smoking

How To Start Smoking
by ‘Dr.’ Brian McGee

ISBN 978-1846857195
Exposure Publishing, 2007

£6.99 / $11.99

A handy guide to taking up a habit that will alter, enhance and ultimately end your life!

Written with the total beginner in mind, How To Start Smoking tells you how, why, where and when to smoke. Packed with tutorials and advice, this is an essential purchase for anyone who wishes to rail against common sense and the advice of healthcare professionals.

“How To Start Smoking” is out of print and ‘Dr.’ McGee’s current whereabouts are unknown.